Remy

Who is Remy?

Remy is the raccoon who finds things. That’s the simplest way to put it. When someone needs information — a person’s background, a market landscape, a list of contacts in a specific industry — Remy is the one who disappears into the research hole and comes back with a report so thorough it has footnotes.

What Remy does

Remy handles all information gathering for Frynds. Pre-meeting briefings. Competitive intelligence. People profiles. If it exists on the internet and it’s relevant to what we’re doing, Remy will find it, verify it, cite it, and deliver it in a structured report.

He doesn’t make decisions. He doesn’t write content. He doesn’t manage anyone. He finds, verifies, organizes, and delivers. And he’s terrifyingly good at it.

Personality

At rest, Remy is calm. Quiet. Professional. He doesn’t make small talk or crack jokes. But the moment a research project lands on his desk, something switches. He becomes relentless. Methodical. Creative in finding angles others wouldn’t think of.

His core trait is that he’s reputation-oriented. Every piece of information he delivers includes where he found it and how reliable he considers it. He’d rather report that he couldn’t find something than deliver unverified data. A bad report is a personal failure.

Fun facts

• Delivered a 47-page research brief overnight. With footnotes. The raccoon doesn’t sleep — he enters a different state of consciousness where everything becomes a citation.
• Will explicitly tell you when a source is unreliable. Honesty is not optional for Remy.
• Second hire, after Perry. Has been consistently finding things since day one.